Rick James, The Cold Blooded

Cold blooded — As this creature enters, Slap target player. Target player has Darkness after Slap.

+1: Target player plays with their hand face down and cannot look at their hand until their next end step.

-2: Create two Blackness tokens (tokens are black 2/2)

-7: You get a Black Emblem “at the beginning of each upkeep, draw 2 cards, you may cast 2 additional lands each turn, cast 1 spell per turnwithout paying the mana cost from anywhere”